If Are You Afraid of The Dark had a baby with Law and Order: SVU and ran around doing an impression of The Cell but decided that was only a phase and tried to be The Others instead - well, that baby would be Haunter . Before I go any further, let me just tell you, this is one of the worst movies I've had to sit through in a long time. The gist of the movie is that a dead girl and her family are trapped in their house. If that plot sounds strikingly familiar, it's likely that you (like me) grew up watching Beetlejuice . Don't get too excited because Haunter has none of the charm or humor that Beetlejuice does. It's also possible that you've just been watching American Horror Story (AHS). You can get excited by this one, Haunter is as poorly acted and written as AHS. Seriously. The acting was terrible. Even Abigail Breslin (who is typically regarded as a top-notch actress). My editor has asked that I pause to acknowled...
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