Know What I’m Tired Of: My Movie Rant

I have always said that I hate Indie films -

If I wanted to see the 'real world', I would open my fucking front door.

I'm also sick and tired of 'honesty' - because it seems that 'honesty' means contrived attempts at showing how 'fucked up' each of us is and how we're each imperfect and blah blah blah...movies with no end, slices of life, emotional drama...

Fuck that bullshit.

Yes.
You're right.
We're all screwed up.
We all lie.
We all have secrets.
Each of us has baggage.
We all equally love and hate our lives, our families, our jobs, our homes...

It's tired. It's overdone. It's boring.

Seriously.
Let's knock this shit off.

Stop trying to be innovative and original and strikingly honest and bold and whatever the hell those Sundance judges are calling films these days.

Comments

The Witch (2015)

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