Reasons I Hated Working At The Video Store

Reasons I Hated Working At The Video Store - Installment Two:

Tonight's Blog, Entitled 'I Hate Movies, Especially Bad Movies.'

No, seriously.
Boy was like, "... you have movie rage."
And I do. I can't tell you how many times in the past few months we've been watching a movie and I've been like, "does this movie ever end"?
Currently, we're watching "Mirrors". I'm about 45 minutes past the point where I've had too much and just want the god damned movie to end. Right now - I'm cursing whomever wrote this fucking piece of garbage and I'm damn near walking my ass to California to kick in the teeth of whomever green-lighted making this crapfest and I'm fairly certain that I'll be writing a letter to whomever edited this atrocity to offer them a few pointers on the concept of "less is more".
Yeah, I'm a movie snob.
Yeah, I'm a cynical bitch.
Yes - I hate this movie - it sucks big horse dick.
Feel free to disagree, I'll just think less of you as a person. ;)

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