This kid comes up to the counter: he's in the 15-17 range. totally stoned. wearing his ballcap sideways, huge puffy jacket, jeans hanging below his ass, Nike sneakers, giant fake diamond earring.... Him: "Hey." Me: "Hi." Him: "Where are the Rob Zombie movies? Are they all together?" Me: "Which one are you looking for? They're alphabetized." (I start heading around the counter so I can grab whatever movie he wants.) Him: "Uh... anything except "Devil's Rejects"....... or "House of 1000 Corpses"....." I stop. Me: "So you're looking for 'Halloween'?" Him: blank stare Me: "There's only 3 movies... you're looking for 'Halloween'?" He keeps rambling here, but I'm not listening... I'm looking for the movie. I hand him the movie and walk away.