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13 Deadly Sins

3 college girls are roaming my store in their yoga pants with 'cute' tote bags... each with a pony tail and already well on their way to their 'freshman 15'.

Shall we tune in and listen to their conversation?....

"Noooo. you can't get that one... it sucks".
"Let's get 13 ghosts. have you guys seen it? it's wicked scary."

'"Wait? what's it about?"

"Well, it's about this wicked huge house and this guy, he hunts ghosts and keeps them there... they're like the 13 deadly sins."

... enough said.

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