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Rare Moments Of Joy In Hocking Videos

They're looking for a documentary - "any recommendations?"
i go, "What are you guys into?"
They go, "anything."

i say, "Try 'King of Kong'. sort of a weird thing..."
Then I go, "'Indie Sex' was really good, if you're into film history and nudity."
She goes, "Oh, I'm into nudity."
He laughs.
She says, "Let's get it over the Jewish one."

I go, "Jews out, porn in?"
She's like, "Yeah... totally."

....awesome.

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