This group of 15-ish year old girls comes in, "What's the scariest horror movie, ever?"
I just look at them.
One says, "Yeah... and we've seen them all."
... really?
REALLY?
You're really seen EVERY horror movie?
Not even possible, Princess.
So I walk over to the horror section with them trailing behind me and I ask, "know what subjective means?"
They say nothing.
I say, "Give me something to go on here. Are you looking for a ghost story? A slasher movie? What do you like?"
One says, "I'll just read the boxes."
SIDE NOTE: I'm doubtful her reading comprehension is good enough for her to learn anything from "reading the box."
I walk away saying, "Why don't you try watching something made BEFORE 2000..." ::sigh::
So they finally settle on "Mirrors" - which you ALL know that I loved... ugh.
The other night... some douche comes in and insists that I find him something "exceptional", and then shot down everything I offered him telling me, "The other girl found me something amazing."
Well dude, obviously I'm not that other girl... so either rent a movie or take a hike.
I just look at them.
One says, "Yeah... and we've seen them all."
... really?
REALLY?
You're really seen EVERY horror movie?
Not even possible, Princess.
So I walk over to the horror section with them trailing behind me and I ask, "know what subjective means?"
They say nothing.
I say, "Give me something to go on here. Are you looking for a ghost story? A slasher movie? What do you like?"
One says, "I'll just read the boxes."
SIDE NOTE: I'm doubtful her reading comprehension is good enough for her to learn anything from "reading the box."
I walk away saying, "Why don't you try watching something made BEFORE 2000..." ::sigh::
So they finally settle on "Mirrors" - which you ALL know that I loved... ugh.
The other night... some douche comes in and insists that I find him something "exceptional", and then shot down everything I offered him telling me, "The other girl found me something amazing."
Well dude, obviously I'm not that other girl... so either rent a movie or take a hike.
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